Dear Neil Finn
Oh, and he's three years old; his guitar is virtually untunable and has fallen several times from where he hangs it on the edge of the blocks shelf. So, you'd most definitely be on the losing end of this deal. However, if you feel this trade to be worthy of your consideration, we appreciate the time you will spend pondering it before kindly refusing.
All in good fun and just parlaying the interest of my little popster. (Note: I did not say pop star. Who'd want that for their child?)
PS--The running races during the last tour stop here? Lovely. Thanks for thinking of the kids.